|It's not like the movies...
I am not a tragic character, I am not a heroic character, I am
not a reliable character, I am not a character at all. I am a
plain, average, ordinary, real person with heaps of
self-control, loads of self-doubt, a mountain of pride,
hypocritical tendencies, a shocking level of self-awareness, a
high potential-to-talent ration, and no cause.